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V minulom živote som musela byť niečím hrozným. Naozaj. Inak by ma karma neprenasledovala týmto spôsobom ako ma prenasleduje teraz v podobe knižných bullshitov. (Možno neúspešný spisovateľ, ktorý trápil okolie svojimi BS....)

Nočné slasti je romantický príbeh o upíroch. Áno, ďalší. Lenže tu je to trošku zamotanejšie a osôbky s úchyľkou na obžužlávanie krčnej tepny si na svoje neprídu. Tu sa totiž upíry zabíjajú. (kde sú Cullenovci, keď ich človek práve najviac... očakáva?!).
Hlavný hrdina Kyrian Lovec (prekladateľa -áno, je to chlap- by bolo treba chytitť za gule za dosti vtipný preklad, ktorý si mohol odpustiť. keď potom čítam meno Blah blah Lovcová, tak je to čerešnička na inak veľmi pokazenej torte) je očarujúci, svalnatý a sexy s pekným zadkom, nádhernými očami (ale netrblieta sa. totiž má ešte stále fóbiu zo slnka. kde sú Cullenovci, aby mu to vysvetlili?!), proste Apollón. Ale s tým porovnaním by sa malo narábať opatrne, lebo v tejto knihe sú grécki bohia veľmi reálni a .... veľmi božskí t.j. totálni zmrdi. Aby z tých ich machinácií vznikli nové rasy, nové boje etc. klasický scenára. Inak celé to má taký pubertálno-buffyovský nádych, síce aj chúďa Buffy dostane zopár hláškami na frak. Celé je to znôška hlášok, pripomínajúce Twilight, ale toť už písala žena, ktorá nie je vnútorne dievčatko.

Späť k Mr. Lovcovi, okrem toho, že je neodolateľný a obdarený ako kôň (sorryXD), je aj Temným Lovcom, niečím, čo ochraňuje ľudí pred potomkami Apollóna (tj démonmi a upírmi), pričom sám je tak silný, tak telepatický, tak charizmatický, také hlášky hádže, až čakám, že spraví čáry máry a zmení sa na Eddiho C. A priplete sa mu do cesty dokonalá, jemná, nežná, láskavá, obdarená tajomnými silami Amanda (volajte ma Bella). Jediný rozdiel je, že on jej myšlienky môže čítať.

Celá kniha je o súboji proti super duper upírovi, ktorý až tak veľmi upír nie je a cce zabiť hlavného charizmatického hrdinu a hl. hrdinky sestru. (síce sa mi asi niekde v opisoch dokonalých tiel stratil dôvod prečo, ale to nevadíííí). A pravdaže predstavovaní rodinných príslušných, lokajov (nápad s tým, že každý lovec má sv. babysittera mi niečo pripomína, žeby ... Buffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!), ďalšíich lovcov so šialenými frizúrami alá manga a UST, pravdaže.

A všetko dobre dopadne (sorry spoilers). A preklad sa hemží ľubozvučnou slovenčinou. A hláškami. Pubertálnymi. A dokonalými telami. A opismi očí, dokonalostí a ťuťuľu muťuľu vecí. (A môj rant sa hemží preklepmy, sorry)

hešššššššššššššššššššššššš, zizni zlá karma. ja ccem čitať aj niečo normálne.

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Narcissus in chains by Laurell K Hamilton (rant, nor review)

(thank God that I didnt pay for it..... so not going my hard earned money on that .... trash)

Plot:
Plot? What? Plot?
Anita Blake killed (let me count)... 3 pack leaders (they were evil, sadistic, mad. all of them) in town and that made her -> Human Servant of the new Master of the City, Lupa for the werewolf clan and Nimir Raj for wereleopards.... (you can speak about the  conflict of interestes). That means she has to care of them. Mostly saving them from evil sadistic ones. And using for that her super duper skillz.
Thats all I can say about plot. XD

Characters:
Anita Blake is your next door MARY SUE. In full mode. (If Bella from Twatlight was fluffy one, this one is harsh and dark one. Without the sparkles of course). Talks about clothing (her or the others it didnt matter), weapons (she talks more about them than she is using them), and her boyfriends (she is very possessive bitch, she have ... say 3or4 of them, but when one of the poor neglected boys wants to have fun with someone other than she, she is going balistic)

Main points why I dislike this .... this thing:
*When you spot trouble, you can count that she will save the day with her power (which are - necromancery, succubus powers, chitchat with powerful vamp evil bitch, and sharing her soul with another evil bitch). Count on it. And maybe she will gain more of them. Juchuu. I cant wait till that.
*Desription of everyone. Detailed. If it is male she wants to fuck, than very detailed. And of course, everyone is soooooooooooo beautiful and strong, and muscled and lean. But hey, they dont have sparkles. Thank God for small mercy. So I began to skip all the description parts and that left me with the picture of Draco Malfoy as Narcissus in lacy dress. (I soooooooo need to scrubb my brain from that image). And you will get your brain full of clothing. When she dedicated one (1!!!) page only on describing cloths of ppl who shared the same breathing space I nearly eyerolled. Was that really such important information which helped me to create picture of their characters? NO. She only needed filled space. Btw, she loves to decribe her underthings. Always.
*Dialogues - really LOL. Like in Twatlight. You can only think - how old is she in reality? (By Twat - I would say 12 old girl. And by Anita I would say too, but the D/s and torture themes make me say at least 25years old woman)
*Trying to scare reader by the torture. Sorry sweety, it is not scarry only really disgusting.
*Anita loves to rip thru her own thought, dislikes naked human body (lol. she is prude.lol)
*And mainly she becomes something more and more super duper wow great mate. Maybe she will end like most of the pack leaders. Someone will put her down like rabbid dog (and all of her harem boys would have happy romp orgy. TogetherXD) But she would come back with her super duper powers of necromancy, lust calling .... cant really remember them all.

PS: some of her titles changed in this book - she is still Human Servat, but has his own Vamp Servant now, still is Nimir Ra(j), but lost her position as Lupa and became Bol....soemthing (cos Richard gave her boot. In the book and in reality too)
PS: I got some more from her books. When I am feeling that I can stomach bad written dialogues and characters and too many clothes description, I will do it. Maybe.

All typos are mine.

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